R.I.P. Twenties Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny 30th Birthday Gift

Soft, substantial, and quietly bold — this crewneck sweatshirt carries a small, sharp message across a clean white canvas. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels cozy against the skin while the classic cut keeps the look relaxed and wearable every day. Lightweight structure with durable double-needle stitching gives it longevity; tubular knit construction keeps lines smooth and minimizes waste. The understated centered text creates a dry, wry statement that slips easily into streetwear, study sessions, late-night coffee runs, or slow weekend mornings.

Wear it when you want to mark a moment with deadpan humor — graduation send-offs, turning thirty, or the private rituals of leaving one decade behind. It sits well with high-waisted jeans, layered under a long coat, or draped over a favorite chair between wears. The clean, monochrome design reads like a quiet note to yourself and to friends: part reminiscence, part shrug. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes mean you can feel good about the way it’s made as much as how it looks and wears.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth, sustainable finish
- Durable double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear
- Embroidered/printed placement options: left, center, large center chest and wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean